Romney, Santorum, Gingrich and Paul

Posted on January 4, 2012 by

Romney, Santorum, Gingrich and Paul
It sounds like a law firm
You might even call

If you need some advice
On what you should do
Cause you can’t figure out
How best to renew

A nation that’s lost its bearings and more
Under Obama whose minding the store
With leftists and commies holding the keys
To an American future down on its knees

Not to just pray to the god up above
But to surrender our country and all that we love

Romney, Santorum, Gingrich and Paul
Please give us the answers
So our system won’t fall

To government agents who’d ruin our lives
With health care restrictions sharper than knives

They wouldn’t stop there, these state bureaucrats
They’d stay on your tail like dogs chasing cats
Robbing your freedoms wherever they could
And making up rules of whether you should

Eat what you want and drink coca cola
Or when you believe the world will be over

Romney, Santorum, Gingrich and Paul
We do need the help
You must give us all

A way to believe in our great constitution
And end all the talk of wealth distribution

So republicans unite and issue a warning
That unless he is beaten we’ll all be in mourning
That starting next year the feds will be swarming
Into our homes to stop global warming

Comments (4)

 

  1. Ben says:

    But will Romney, Santorum, Gingrich and Paul
    really be able to handle it all?
    The people are stirring; they may see what’s at stake
    and expose our entire campaign as a fake!

  2. Dave says:

    Lou – Well done! You are hereby granted Dr. Seuss Blogger Poet Laureate status. Thanks for the entertainment and insights. Keep em coming!

  3. John Connolly says:

    Romney, Santorum, Gingrich and Paul;
    Four Flying Monkeys holding in thrall
    The Morlochian Masses, hysteric and fierce,
    Slouching t’ward Bethlehem Obama to pierce
    With cataract hatred, they tread down The Road
    Of Abomney, Factotum, Grinchy and Toad.

    Plasticine, Arsonist, Grifter and Slug;
    Phoney, Baloney, Lizard and Pug;
    All of them nasty
    All of them fall
    On swords of perdition,
    Romney, Santo
    Newty and Paul

  4. [...] So after decades of political disappointment and frustration, I’m desperate for some solace and I’ll take what I can get from Romney, Santorum, Gingrich and Paul. [...]

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